This is how you get your children to help clean. Put on David Bowie – anything from Space Oddity, Changes, Starman, Ziggy Stardust, etc the list is endless – and blast it loud while they vacuum the enemy up with the Space Gun provided. Don’t stress if they miss a spot, next week just move the furniture slightly. You can now retire to your command post – The Bedroom – and read (up on intergalactic strategy) while the Troops defend you from the universe.
Thank You David Bowie
- captain stripe off to battle
- preparing for battle


Oh, the age of innocence … I am sure David would be proud of how his music is being used.